There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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