I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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