i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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