Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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