i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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