I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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