Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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