Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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