Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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