**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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