Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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