just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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