At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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