Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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