Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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