i barfeds in our rink
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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