Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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