so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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