no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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