She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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