thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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