how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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