Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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