Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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