is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
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Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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