I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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