nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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