Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
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did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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