i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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