Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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