i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I have surprise drugs for everyone
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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