Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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