Is it normal to miss your booty call?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
