I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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