I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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