if i can run in heels then i can drive
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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