all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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