Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
The uberlube is also flammable
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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