Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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