Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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