Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Randomize