Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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