I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
