Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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