I haven't been this sober since birth.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Randomize