O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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