Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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