so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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