If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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