OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
