absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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